A wee joke frae Facebook;
Posted on a Scottish Recipe page 
thought I’d share here..
A retired G.P. asserts, after a lifetime’s experience of general practice in the North-east, that there are four grades of illness in doric.
1. I’m nae weel.
2. I’m nae afa weel.
3. I’m afa nae weel.
4. I’d be better aff awa.